Mark Zabala’s girlfriend, Maggie K, who has never seen the original Star Wars movies, hilariously explains the plot after drinking wine. She describes the main character, Lucas, played by Richard Gere, on a mission to save the princess. She mentions a political scene where Lucas fights his father with Lifesavers. Maggie sees Darth Vader as evil because he wears black, while Stormtroopers represent purity. Zabala’s video production adds to the humor with visual cues. Maggie also references South Park, a “little green guy” who might be Buddha, and her cat, comparing it to Chihuahua. This alternative Star Wars version is surprisingly enjoyable.